A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
v. (esp. As roistering adj.) Revel noisily; be uproarious. roisterer n. [latin: related to *rustic]
ROLLING
drunk predic. Adj. Swaying or staggering from drunkenness.
- stone n. Unsettled rootless person.
ROLLMOP
n. Rolled uncooked pickled herring fillet. [german rollmops]
ROLLTOP
desk n. Desk with a flexible cover sliding in curved grooves.
ROMANCE
—n. - idealized, poetic, or unworldly atmosphere or tendency.
- a love affair. B mutual attraction in this. C sentimental or idealized love.
- a literary genre concerning romantic love, stirring action, etc. B work of this genre.
- medieval, esp. Verse, tale of chivalry, common in the romance languages.
- a exaggeration, lies. B instance of this.
- (romance) (often attrib.) Languages descended from latin.
- mus. Short informal piece. —v. (-cing) 1 exaggerate, distort the truth, fantasize.
- court, woo. [romanic: related to *romanic]
ROMANIC
—n. = *romance n. 6. —adj. - a of romance. B romance-speaking.
- descended from, or inheriting the civilization etc. Of, the ancient romans. [latin romanicus: related to *roman]
ROMPERS
n. Pl. (also romper suit) young child's one-piece garment covering the legs and trunk.
RONDEAU
n. (pl. Rondeaux pronunc. Same or) poem of ten or thirteen lines with only two rhymes throughout and with the opening words used twice as a refrain. [french: related to *rondel]
