A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
adj. - of or like the french satirist rabelais or his writings.
- marked by exuberant imagination and coarse humour.
RADIOACTIVE
adj. Of or exhibiting radioactivity.
RADIOCARBON
n. Radioactive isotope of carbon.
RADIOPHONIC
adj. Of or relating to electronically produced sound, esp. Music.
RALLENTANDO
mus. —adv. & adj. With a gradual decrease of speed. —n. (pl. -s or -di) passage to be performed in this way. [italian]
RANGEFINDER
n. Instrument for estimating the distance of an object to be shot at or photographed.
RAPSCALLION
n. Archaic or joc. Rascal. [perhaps from *rascal]
RASTAFARIAN
(also rasta) —n. Member of a jamaican sect, often having dreadlocks and regarding haile selassie of ethiopia as god. —adj. Of this sect. [ras tafari, title of former emperor haile selassie]
RATATOUILLE
n. Dish of stewed onions, courgettes, tomatoes, aubergines, and peppers. [french dial.]
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