There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
- restore (a person etc.) To former privileges. reinstatement n.
REITERATE
v. (-ting) say or do again or repeatedly. reiteration n.
REJOINDER
n. What is said in reply; retort. [anglo-french: related to *rejoin2]
RELIGIOUS
—adj. - devoted to religion; pious, devout.
- of or concerned with religion.
- of or belonging to a monastic order.
- scrupulous, conscientious. —n. (pl. Same) person bound by monastic vows. religiously adv. [latin religiosus: related to *religion]
RELIQUARY
n. (pl. -ies) esp. Relig. Receptacle for a relic or relics. [french reliquaire: related to *relic]
RELUCTANT
adj. (often foll. By to + infin.) Unwilling or disinclined. reluctance n. Reluctantly adv. [latin luctor struggle]
REMAINDER
—n. - residue.
- remaining persons or things.
- number left after division or subtraction.
- copies of a book left unsold when demand has almost ceased. —v. Dispose of (a remainder of books) at a reduced price. [anglo-french: related to *remain]
REMEASURE
v. (-ring) measure again.
REMINISCE
v. (-cing) indulge in reminiscence.
REMISSION
n. - reduction of a prison sentence on account of good behaviour.
- remitting of a debt or penalty etc.
- diminution of force, effect, or degree (esp. Of disease or pain).
- (often foll. By of) forgiveness (of sins etc.). [latin: related to *remit]
