A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
clerk n. Official performing various duties for a church.
- council n. Administrative body in a civil parish.
- n. - area having its own church and clergyman.
- (in full civil parish) local government district.
- inhabitants of a parish. [latin parochia from greek oikos dwelling]
- register n. Book recording christenings, marriages, and burials, at a parish church.
PARITY
n. - equality, equal status or pay.
- parallelism or analogy (parity of reasoning).
- equivalence of one currency with another; being at par. [latin paritas: related to *par]
PARKIN
n. Cake of ginger, oatmeal, treacle, etc. [origin uncertain]
PARLEY
—n. (pl. -s) conference of disputants, esp. To discuss peace terms etc. —v. (-leys, -leyed) (often foll. By with) hold a parley. [french parler: related to *parlance]
PARLOR
n. (brit. Parlour) 1 archaic sitting-room in a private house. 2 esp. Us shop providing specified goods or services (beauty parlour; ice-cream parlour). [anglo-french: related to *parley]
PARODY
—n. (pl. -ies) 1 humorous exaggerated imitation of an author, literary work, style, etc.
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