A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
He replied, "1 second."
The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?"
And God replied, "Just wait a sec."
—adj. Required as a precondition. —n. Prerequisite thing.
PRESBYTERIAN
—adj. (of a church) governed by elders all of equal rank, esp. With ref. To the church of scotland. —n. Member of a presbyterian church. presbyterianism n.
PRESCRIPTION
n. - act of prescribing.
- a doctor's (usu. Written) instruction for the supply and use of a medicine. B medicine prescribed.
PRESCRIPTIVE
adj. - prescribing, laying down rules.
- arising from custom.
PRESENTATION
n. - a presenting or being presented. B thing presented.
- manner or quality of presenting.
- demonstration or display of materials, information, etc.; lecture.
PRESENTIMENT
n. Vague expectation; foreboding (esp. Of misfortune).
PRESERVATIVE
—n. Substance for preserving perishable foodstuffs, wood, etc. —adj. Tending to preserve.
PRESUMPTUOUS
adj. Unduly or overbearingly confident. presumptuously adv. Presumptuousness n.
