A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. Synthetic soluble analgesic used esp. In childbirth. [perhaps from the chemical piperidine]
PETROLEUM
jelly n. Translucent solid mixture of hydrocarbons used as a lubricant, ointment, etc.
- n. Hydrocarbon oil found in the upper strata of the earth, refined for use as fuel etc. [latin petra rock, oleum oil]
PETTICOAT
n. - woman's or girl's undergarment hanging from the waist or shoulders.
- (attrib.) Often derog. Feminine. [petty coat]
PHAGOCYTE
n. Leucocyte capable of engulfing and absorbing foreign matter. [greek phag- eat, kutos cell]
PHEROMONE
n. Substance secreted and released by an animal for detection and response by another usu. Of the same species. [greek phero convey, *hormone]
PHILANDER
v. Flirt or have casual affairs with women. philanderer n. [greek aner andr- male person]
PHILATELY
n. The study and collecting of postage stamps. philatelist n. [greek ateles tax-free]
PHILIPPIC
n. Bitter verbal attack. [greek from philip ii of macedon]
PHILOLOGY
n. The study of language, esp. In its historical and comparative aspects. philological adj. Philologist n. [french from latin from greek: related to *philo-, *-logy]
PHLEBITIS
n. Inflammation of a vein. phlebitic adj. [greek phleps phleb- vein]
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