A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
n. Derog. Language characteristic of official documents.
OMNIPRESENT
adj. Present everywhere. omnipresence n. [latin: related to *present1]
OPENANDSHUT
adj. Straightforward.
OPENHEARTED
adj. Frank and kindly.
OPENINGTIME
n. Time at which public houses may legally open for custom.
OPENMOUTHED
adj. Aghast with surprise.
OPERATIONAL
adj. - of or engaged in or used for operations.
- able or ready to function. operationally adv.
- research n. The application of scientific principles to business etc. Management.
OPINIONATED
adj. Dogmatic in one's opinions.
OPPORTUNISM
n. Adaptation of one's policy or judgement to circumstances or opportunity, esp. Regardless of principle. opportunist n. Opportunistic adj. Opportunistically adv.
OPPORTUNITY
n. (pl. -ies) favourable chance or opening offered by circumstances.
