A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
- have as an origin; begin. origination n. Originator n.
ORPHANAGE
n. Home for orphans.
OSCILLATE
v. (-ting) 1 (cause to) swing to and fro.
- vacillate; vary between extremes.
- (of an electric current) undergo high-frequency alternations. oscillation n. Oscillator n. [latin oscillo swing]
OSTENSIVE
adj. Directly showing.
OSTRACIZE
v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) exclude from society; refuse to associate with. ostracism n. [greek (ostrakon potsherd, on which a vote was recorded in ancient athens to expel a powerful or unpopular citizen)]
OTHERWISE
—adv. - or else; in different circumstances (hurry, otherwise we'll be late).
- in other respects (is otherwise very suitable).
- in a different way (could not have acted otherwise).
- as an alternative (otherwise known as jack). —adj. (predic.) Different (the matter is quite otherwise). [old english: related to *wise2]
OUBLIETTE
n. Secret dungeon with a trapdoor entrance. [french oublier forget]
OURSELVES
pron. - a emphat. Form of *we or *us (we did it ourselves). B refl. Form of *us (we are pleased with ourselves).
- in our normal state of body or mind (not quite ourselves today). be ourselves see *oneself. By ourselves see by oneself.
