A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service.”
sin n. Innate human sinfulness held to be a result of the fall.
- —adj. - existing from the beginning; earliest; innate.
- inventive; creative; not derivative or imitative.
- not copied or translated; by the artist etc. Himself (in the original greek; has an original rembrandt). —n. Original model, pattern, picture, etc. From which another is copied or translated. originality n. Originally adv.
—n. - a thing used to adorn or decorate. B quality or person bringing honour or distinction.
- decoration, esp. On a building (tower rich in ornament).