There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
- cricket inferior batsman sent in near the close of a day's play.
NITROGLYCERIN
n. (brit. Nitroglycerine) explosive yellow liquid made by reacting glycerol with a mixture of concentrated sulphuric and nitric acids.
NONAGGRESSION
n. Lack of or restraint from aggression (often attrib.: non-aggression pact).
NONCONFORMIST
n. - person who does not conform to the doctrine or discipline of an established church, esp. (nonconformist) member of a (usu. Protestant) sect dissenting from the anglican church.
- person who does not conform to a prevailing principle.
NONCONFORMITY
n. - nonconformists as a body, or their principles.
- (usu. Foll. By to) failure to conform.
- lack of correspondence between things.
NONOBSERVANCE
n. Failure to observe (an agreement, requirement, etc.).
NONRESISTANCE
n. Practice or principle of not resisting authority.
NONRETURNABLE
adj. That is not to be returned.
NONSPECIALIST
n. Person who is not a specialist (in a particular subject).
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