One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!”
“No. You had your chance.”
A minute later the boy screamed, “Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I’ll come up there and spank you.”
“Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?”
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v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) 1 give magnetic properties to.
- make into a magnet. - attract as a magnet does. magnetizable adj. Magnetization n. MAGNITUDE
n. - largeness.
- size. - importance. - a degree of brightness of a star. B class of stars arranged according to this (of the third magnitude). of the first magnitude very important. [latin magnus great] MAHARANEE
n. (also maharani) (pl. -s) hist. Maharaja's wife or widow. [hindi, = great ranee]
n. (pl. -s) great hindu sage. [hindi]
var. Of *maulstick.
n. - central processing unit of a large computer.
- (often attrib.) Large computer system. MAJORDOMO
n. (pl. -s) chief steward of a great household. [medieval latin major domus highest official of the household]
n. = *drum majorette. [abbreviation]
—adj. Temporary. —n. Temporary substitute or device.
n. Green mineral used for ornament. [greek molokhitis]
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A dog can hear sounds 250 yards away.