A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion.
So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I"d like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says, "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I"d like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You"re a drummer, aren"t you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That "big red accordion" is the radiator."
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int. Colloq. Exclamation of surprise, dismay, etc. [name of the founder of the christian religion]
n. (pl. -ies) 1 pier or breakwater to protect or defend a harbour, coast, etc.
- landing-pier. [french jetee: related to *jet1] JEWEL
—n. - a precious stone. B this used in watchmaking.
- jewelled personal ornament. - precious person or thing. —v. (-ll-; us -l-) (esp. As jewelled adj.) Adorn or set with jewels. [french] JEWRY
n. Jews collectively.
bag n. Propr. Padded envelope.
n. (also jehad) muslim holy war against unbelievers. [arabic jihad]
n. (pl. -es) supporter of war; blustering patriot. by jingo! Mild oath. jingoism n. Jingoist n. Jingoistic adj. [conjuror's word]
stock n. Capital held jointly; common fund.
- —n. - place at which two or more things or parts of a structure are joined; device for joining these. - point at which two bones fit together. - division of an animal carcass as meat. - slang restaurant, bar, etc. - slang marijuana cigarette. - geol. Crack in rock. —adj. - held, done by, or belonging to, two or more persons etc. (joint mortgage; joint action). - sharing with another (joint author; joint favourite). —v. - connect by joint(s). - divide at a joint or into joints. out of joint 1 (of a bone) dislocated. - out of order. jointly adv. [french: related to *join] JOIST
n. Supporting beam in a floor, ceiling, etc. [french giste from latin jaceo lie]
n. - person who jokes.
- slang person. - playing-card used in some games.
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