A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
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age n. Period when iron replaced bronze in the making of tools and weapons.
- cross n. German military decoration. - curtain n. Hist. Former notional barrier to the passage of people and information between the soviet bloc and the west. - in the fire n. Undertaking, opportunity (usu. In pl.: too many irons in the fire). - lung n. Rigid case fitted over a patient's body for administering prolonged artificial respiration. - rations n.pl. Small emergency supply of food. - —n. - grey metallic element used for tools and constructions and found in some foods, e.g. Spinach. - this as a symbol of strength or firmness (man of iron; iron will). - tool made of iron. - implement with a flat base which is heated to smooth clothes etc. - golf club with an iron or steel sloping face. - (usu. In pl.) Fetter. - (usu. In pl.) Stirrup. - (often in pl.) Iron support for a malformed leg. —adj. - made of iron. - very robust. - unyielding, merciless. —v. Smooth (clothes etc.) With an iron. iron out remove (difficulties etc.). [old english] ISBN
abbr. International standard book number.
n. Poet. (and in place-names) island, esp. A small one. [french ile from latin insula]
contr. Is not.
—n. - irritation in the skin.
- impatient desire. - (prec. By the) (in general use) scabies. —v. - feel an irritation in the skin. - feel a desire to do something (itching to tell you). [old english] ITEM
n. - any of a number of enumerated things.
- separate or distinct piece of news etc. [latin, = in like manner] ITIC
suffix forming adjectives and nouns corresponding to nouns in -ite, -itis, etc. (semitic; arthritic). [latin -iticus, greek -itikos]
suffix forming nouns, esp.: 1 names of inflammatory diseases (appendicitis).
- colloq. With ref. To conditions compared to diseases (electionitis). [greek] ITLL
contr. Colloq. It will; it shall.
suffix forming nouns denoting persons skilled in subjects having nouns usu. Ending in -ic or -ics (magician; politician). [french -icien]
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