The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Homer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket – went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Homer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11," he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That"s not what I meant, but he"s right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Homer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Homer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Homer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don"t know."
"Well, why don"t you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Homer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Homer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I"m already working on a murder case!"
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HEALTH centre n. Building containing various local medical services and doctors' practices. - centre n. Building containing various local medical services and doctors' practices. - farm n. Establishment offering improved health by a regime of dieting, exercise, etc. - farm n. Establishment offering improved health by a regime of dieting, exercise, etc. - food n. Natural food, thought to promote good health. - food n. Natural food, thought to promote good health. - n. - state of being well in body or mind. - person's mental or physical condition. - soundness, esp. Financial or moral. [old english: related to *whole] - n. - state of being well in body or mind. - person's mental or physical condition. - soundness, esp. Financial or moral. [old english: related to *whole] - service n. Public service providing medical care. - service n. Public service providing medical care. - service n. Public service providing medical care. - visitor n. Trained nurse who visits mothers and babies, or the sick or elderly, at home. - visitor n. Trained nurse who visits mothers and babies, or the sick or elderly, at home. - visitor n. Trained nurse who visits mothers and babies, or the sick or elderly, at home.
HEARSE n. Vehicle for conveying the coffin at a funeral. [french herse harrow, from latin hirpex large rake] - n. Vehicle for conveying the coffin at a funeral. [french herse harrow, from latin hirpex large rake] - n. Vehicle for conveying the coffin at a funeral. [french herse harrow, from latin hirpex large rake]
HEARTH n. - floor of a fireplace. - the home. [old english] - n. - floor of a fireplace. - the home. [old english] - n. - floor of a fireplace. - the home. [old english]
HEARTY adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 strong, vigorous. - (of a meal or appetite) large. - warm, friendly. heartiness n. - adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 strong, vigorous. - (of a meal or appetite) large. - warm, friendly. heartiness n. - adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 strong, vigorous. - (of a meal or appetite) large. - warm, friendly. heartiness n.
HEATED adj. Angry; impassioned. heatedly adv. - adj. Angry; impassioned. heatedly adv. - adj. Angry; impassioned. heatedly adv.
HEATER n. Stove or other heating device. - n. Stove or other heating device. - n. Stove or other heating device.
HEAVEN n. - place regarded in some religions as the abode of god and the angels, and of the blessed after death. - place or state of supreme bliss. - colloq. Delightful thing. - (usu. Heaven) god, providence (often as an exclamation or mild oath: heavens). - (the heavens) esp. Poet. The sky as seen from the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear. heavenward adv. (also heavenwards). [old english] - n. - place regarded in some religions as the abode of god and the angels, and of the blessed after death. - place or state of supreme bliss. - colloq. Delightful thing. - (usu. Heaven) god, providence (often as an exclamation or mild oath: heavens). - (the heavens) esp. Poet. The sky as seen from the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear. heavenward adv. (also heavenwards). [old english] - n. - place regarded in some religions as the abode of god and the angels, and of the blessed after death. - place or state of supreme bliss. - colloq. Delightful thing. - (usu. Heaven) god, providence (often as an exclamation or mild oath: heavens). - (the heavens) esp. Poet. The sky as seen from the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear. heavenward adv. (also heavenwards). [old english]
HEBREW —n. - member of a semitic people orig. Centred in ancient palestine. - a their language. B modern form of this, used esp. In israel. —adj. - of or in hebrew. - of the hebrews or the jews. [hebrew, = one from the other side of the river] - —n. - member of a semitic people orig. Centred in ancient palestine. - a their language. B modern form of this, used esp. In israel. —adj. - of or in hebrew. - of the hebrews or the jews. [hebrew, = one from the other side of the river] - —n. - member of a semitic people orig. Centred in ancient palestine. - a their language. B modern form of this, used esp. In israel. —adj. - of or in hebrew. - of the hebrews or the jews. [hebrew, = one from the other side of the river]
HECKLE —v. (-ling) interrupt and harass (a public speaker). —n. Act of heckling. heckler n. [var. Of *hackle] - —v. (-ling) interrupt and harass (a public speaker). —n. Act of heckling. heckler n. [var. Of *hackle] - —v. (-ling) interrupt and harass (a public speaker). —n. Act of heckling. heckler n. [var. Of *hackle]
HECTIC adj. - busy and confused; excited. - feverish. hectically adv. [greek hektikos habitual] - adj. - busy and confused; excited. - feverish. hectically adv. [greek hektikos habitual] - adj. - busy and confused; excited. - feverish. hectically adv. [greek hektikos habitual]
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