In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
sparrow n. Common grey and brown bird; the dunnock.
- sparrow n. Common grey and brown bird; the dunnock.
- sparrow n. Common grey and brown bird; the dunnock.
- —n. - fence or boundary of dense bushes or shrubs.
- protection against possible loss. —v. (-ging) 1 surround or bound with a hedge.
- (foll. By in) enclose.
- a reduce one's risk of loss on (a bet or speculation) by compensating transactions on the other side. B avoid committing oneself. [old english]
- —n. - fence or boundary of dense bushes or shrubs.
- protection against possible loss. —v. (-ging) 1 surround or bound with a hedge.
- (foll. By in) enclose.
- a reduce one's risk of loss on (a bet or speculation) by compensating transactions on the other side. B avoid committing oneself. [old english]
- —n. - fence or boundary of dense bushes or shrubs.
- protection against possible loss. —v. (-ging) 1 surround or bound with a hedge.
- (foll. By in) enclose.
- a reduce one's risk of loss on (a bet or speculation) by compensating transactions on the other side. B avoid committing oneself. [old english]
HEFTY
adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 (of a person) big and strong.
- (of a thing) large, heavy, powerful. heftily adv. Heftiness n. [heft weight: related to *heave]
- adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 (of a person) big and strong.
- (of a thing) large, heavy, powerful. heftily adv. Heftiness n. [heft weight: related to *heave]
- adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 (of a person) big and strong.
- (of a thing) large, heavy, powerful. heftily adv. Heftiness n. [heft weight: related to *heave]
HELIO
comb. Form sun. [greek helios sun]
- comb. Form sun. [greek helios sun]
- comb. Form sun. [greek helios sun]
HELIX
n. (pl. Helices) spiral curve (like a corkscrew) or coiled curve (like a watch spring). [latin from greek]
- n. (pl. Helices) spiral curve (like a corkscrew) or coiled curve (like a watch spring). [latin from greek]
- n. (pl. Helices) spiral curve (like a corkscrew) or coiled curve (like a watch spring). [latin from greek]
HELLO
(also hallo, hullo) —int. Expression of informal greeting, or of surprise, or to call attention. —n. (pl. -s) cry of ‘hello’. [var. Of earlier hollo]
- (also hallo, hullo) —int. Expression of informal greeting, or of surprise, or to call attention. —n. (pl. -s) cry of ‘hello’. [var. Of earlier hollo]
- (also hallo, hullo) —int. Expression of informal greeting, or of surprise, or to call attention. —n. (pl. -s) cry of ‘hello’. [var. Of earlier hollo]
HELLS
angel n. Member of a gang of male motor-cycle enthusiasts notorious for outrageous and violent behaviour.
- angel n. Member of a gang of male motor-cycle enthusiasts notorious for outrageous and violent behaviour.
- angel n. Member of a gang of male motor-cycle enthusiasts notorious for outrageous and violent behaviour.
HELOT
n. Serf, esp. (helot) of a class in ancient sparta. [latin from greek]
- n. Serf, esp. (helot) of a class in ancient sparta. [latin from greek]
- n. Serf, esp. (helot) of a class in ancient sparta. [latin from greek]
HEMAL
adj. (brit. Haem-) of the blood. [greek haima blood]
- adj. (brit. Haem-) of the blood. [greek haima blood]
- adj. (brit. Haem-) of the blood. [greek haima blood]
Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.
