A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
n. Wingless aircraft obtaining lift and propulsion from horizontally revolving overhead blades. [greek: related to *helix, pteron wing]
- n. Wingless aircraft obtaining lift and propulsion from horizontally revolving overhead blades. [greek: related to *helix, pteron wing]
- n. Wingless aircraft obtaining lift and propulsion from horizontally revolving overhead blades. [greek: related to *helix, pteron wing]
HELIOGRAPH
—n. - signalling apparatus reflecting sunlight in flashes.
- message sent by means of this. —v. Send (a message) by heliograph.
- —n. - signalling apparatus reflecting sunlight in flashes.
- message sent by means of this. —v. Send (a message) by heliograph.
- —n. - signalling apparatus reflecting sunlight in flashes.
- message sent by means of this. —v. Send (a message) by heliograph.
HELIOTROPE
n. Plant with fragrant purple flowers. [greek: related to *helio-, trepo turn]
- n. Plant with fragrant purple flowers. [greek: related to *helio-, trepo turn]
- n. Plant with fragrant purple flowers. [greek: related to *helio-, trepo turn]
HEMATOLOGY
n. (brit. Haem-) the study of the blood. haematologist n.
- n. (brit. Haem-) the study of the blood. haematologist n.
- n. (brit. Haem-) the study of the blood. haematologist n.
HEMISPHERE
n. - half a sphere.
- half of the earth, esp. As divided by the equator (into northern and southern hemisphere) or by a line passing through the poles (into eastern and western hemisphere). hemispherical adj. [greek: related to *hemi-, *sphere]
- n. - half a sphere.
- half of the earth, esp. As divided by the equator (into northern and southern hemisphere) or by a line passing through the poles (into eastern and western hemisphere). hemispherical adj. [greek: related to *hemi-, *sphere]
- n. - half a sphere.
- half of the earth, esp. As divided by the equator (into northern and southern hemisphere) or by a line passing through the poles (into eastern and western hemisphere). hemispherical adj. [greek: related to *hemi-, *sphere]
HEMOGLOBIN
n. (brit. Haem-) oxygen-carrying substance in the red blood cells of vertebrates. [from *globulin]
- n. (brit. Haem-) oxygen-carrying substance in the red blood cells of vertebrates. [from *globulin]
- n. (brit. Haem-) oxygen-carrying substance in the red blood cells of vertebrates. [from *globulin]
HEMOPHILIA
n. (brit. Haem-) hereditary failure of the blood to clot normally with the tendency to bleed severely from even a slight injury. [greek haima blood, philia loving]
- n. (brit. Haem-) hereditary failure of the blood to clot normally with the tendency to bleed severely from even a slight injury. [greek haima blood, philia loving]
- n. (brit. Haem-) hereditary failure of the blood to clot normally with the tendency to bleed severely from even a slight injury. [greek haima blood, philia loving]
HEMORRHAGE
(brit. Haem-) —n. - profuse loss of blood from a ruptured blood-vessel.
- damaging loss, esp. Of people or assets. —v. (-ging) suffer a haemorrhage. [greek haima blood, rhegnumi burst]
- (brit. Haem-) —n. - profuse loss of blood from a ruptured blood-vessel.
- damaging loss, esp. Of people or assets. —v. (-ging) suffer a haemorrhage. [greek haima blood, rhegnumi burst]
- (brit. Haem-) —n. - profuse loss of blood from a ruptured blood-vessel.
- damaging loss, esp. Of people or assets. —v. (-ging) suffer a haemorrhage. [greek haima blood, rhegnumi burst]
HENCEFORTH
adv. (also henceforward) from this time onwards.
- adv. (also henceforward) from this time onwards.
- adv. (also henceforward) from this time onwards.
HERBACEOUS
adj. Of or like herbs.
- adj. Of or like herbs.
- adj. Of or like herbs.
- border n. Garden border containing esp. Perennial flowering plants.
- border n. Garden border containing esp. Perennial flowering plants.
- border n. Garden border containing esp. Perennial flowering plants.
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