In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
n. Building used to accommodate a military guard or to detain prisoners.
GUESTHOUSE
n. Private house offering paid accommodation.
GUESTIMATE
n. (also guesstimate) colloq. Estimate based on a mixture of guesswork and calculation. [from *guess, *estimate]
GUILLOTINE
—n. - machine with a blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading.
- device for cutting paper etc.
- method of preventing delay in the discussion of a legislative bill by fixing times at which various parts of it must be voted on. —v. (-ning) use a guillotine on. [guillotin, name of a physician]
GUINEAFOWL
n. African fowl with slate-coloured white-spotted plumage.
GUNSLINGER
n. Esp. Us slang gunman.
GYMNASTICS
n.pl. (also treated as sing.) 1 exercises performed in order to develop or display physical agility.
- other forms of physical or mental agility.
GYMNOSPERM
n. Any of a group of plants having seeds unprotected by an ovary, including conifers, cycads, and ginkgos. [greek gumnos naked]
GYNECOLOGY
n. (brit. Gynaecology) science of the physiological functions and diseases of women. gynaecological adj. Gynaecologist n. [greek gune gunaik- woman, *-logy]
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