A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked,
"How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill.
That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
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n. - (grenadiers or grenadier guards) first regiment of the royal household infantry.
- hist. Soldier armed with grenades. GREYHOUND
n. Dog of a tall slender breed capable of high speed. [old english, = bitch-hound]
n. Real or fancied cause for complaint. [french: related to *grief]
n. Corded fabric of silk etc. [french, = coarse grain: related to *gross, *grain]
—adj. - comically or repulsively distorted.
- incongruous, absurd. —n. - decorative form interweaving human and animal features. - comically distorted figure or design. grotesquely adv. Grotesqueness n. [italian: related to *grotto] GROUNDING
n. Basic training or instruction.
n. = *peanut 1, 2.
n. Wild plant with small yellow flowers, used as a food for cage-birds etc. [old english]
adj. (us grueling) extremely demanding or tiring.
—n. - a formal promise or assurance, esp. That something is of a specified quality and durability. B document giving such an undertaking.
- = *guaranty. - person making a guaranty or giving a security. —v. (-tees, -teed) 1 a give or serve as a guarantee for. B provide with a guarantee. - give a promise or assurance. - (foll. By to) secure the possession of (a thing) for a person. [related to *warrant]
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