A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
n. (us fervor) passion, zeal. [latin: related to *fervent]
FESTIVE
adj. - of or characteristic of a festival.
- joyous. festively adv. Festiveness n. [latin: related to *feast]
FESTOON
—n. Curved hanging chain of flowers, leaves, ribbons, etc. —v. (often foll. By with) adorn with or form into festoons; decorate elaborately. [italian: related to *festive]
FETLOCK
n. Back of a horse's leg above the hoof with a tuft of hair. [ultimately related to *foot]
FIBROID
—adj. Of, like, or containing fibrous tissue or fibres. —n. Benign fibrous tumour growing in the womb.
FIBROUS
adj. Of or like fibres.
FICTION
n. - non-factual literature, esp. Novels.
- invented idea, thing, etc.
- generally accepted falsehood (polite fiction). fictional adj. Fictionalize v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing). [latin: related to *feign]
FIDDLER
n. - fiddle-player.
- slang swindler, cheat.
- small n. American crab.
FIELDER
n. = *fieldsman.
FIFTEEN
adj. & n. - one more than fourteen.
- symbol for this (15, xv, xv).
- size etc. Denoted by fifteen.
- team of fifteen players, esp. In rugby.
- (15) (of a film) for persons of 15 and over. fifteenth adj. & n. [old english: related to *five, *-teen]
