There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
- condemnation. —v. - (usu. Foll. By to) condemn or destine.
- (esp. As doomed adj.) Consign to misfortune or destruction. [old english, = *statute]
DOOR
n. - a esp. Hinged barrier for closing and opening the entrance to a building, room, cupboard, etc. B this as representing a house etc. (lives two doors away).
- a entrance or exit; doorway. B means of access. close (or open) the door to exclude (or create) an opportunity for. [old english]
DOPE
—n. - a slang narcotic. B drug etc. Given to a horse, athlete, etc., to improve performance.
- thick liquid used as a lubricant etc.
- varnish.
- slang stupid person.
- slang information. —v.
DORY
n. (pl. Same or -ies) any of various edible marine fish, esp. The john dory. [french doree = gilded]
DOSE
—n. - single portion of medicine.
- experience of something (dose of flu, laughter).
- amount of radiation received.
- slang venereal infection. —v. (-sing) treat with or give doses of medicine to. [greek dosis gift]
DOSH
n. Slang money. [origin unknown]
DOSS
v. - (often foll. By down) slang sleep roughly or in a doss-house.
- (often foll. By about, around) spend time idly. [probably originally = ‘seat-back cover’: from latin dorsum back]
DOTE
v. (-ting) (foll. By on) be excessively fond of. dotingly adv. [origin uncertain]
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