A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. - a offence punishable by law. B illegal acts (resorted to crime).
- evil act (crime against humanity).
- colloq. Shameful act. [latin crimen]
CRIMP
—v. - press into small folds; corrugate.
- make waves in (hair). —n. Crimped thing or form. [low german or dutch]
CRISP
—adj. - hard but brittle.
- a (of air) bracing. B (of style or manner) lively, brisk and decisive. C (of features etc.) Neat, clear-cut. D (of paper) stiff and crackling. E (of hair) closely curling. —n. (in full potato crisp) potato sliced thinly, fried, and sold in packets. —v. Make or become crisp. crisply adv. Crispness n. [latin crispus curled]
CROAK
—n. Deep hoarse sound, esp. Of a frog. —v. - utter or speak with a croak.
- slang die. [imitative]
CROAT
(also croatian) —n. - a native of croatia in se europe. B person of croatian descent.
- slavonic dialect of the croats. —adj. Of the croats or their dialect. [serbo-croatian hrvat]
CROCK
n. Colloq. Old or worn-out person or vehicle. [originally scots]
- n. - earthenware pot or jar.
- broken piece of this. [old english]
CROFT
—n. - enclosed piece of (usu. Arable) land.
- small rented farm in scotland or n. England. —v. Farm a croft; live as a crofter. [old english]
CRONE
n. Withered old woman. [dutch croonje carcass]
CRONY
n. (pl. -ies) friend, companion. [greek khronios long-lasting]
CROOK
—n. - hooked staff of a shepherd or bishop.
- a bend, curve, or hook. B hooked or curved thing.
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