A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh… Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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CRAFT —n. - special skill or technique. - occupation needing this. - (pl. Craft) a boat or vessel. B aircraft or spacecraft. - cunning or deceit. —v. Make in a skilful way. [old english]
CRAKE n. Bird of the rail family, esp. The corncrake. [old norse, imitative of cry]
CRAMP —n. - painful involuntary muscular contraction. - (also cramp-iron) metal bar with bent ends for holding masonry etc. Together. —v. - affect with cramp. - (often foll. By up) confine narrowly. - restrict. - fasten with a cramp. cramp a person's style prevent a person from acting freely or naturally. [low german or dutch]
CRANE —n. - machine with a long projecting arm for moving heavy objects. - tall wading bird with long legs, neck, and bill. —v. (-ning) (also absol.) Stretch out (one's neck) in order to see something. [old english]
CRANK —n. - part of an axle or shaft bent at right angles for converting reciprocal into circular motion or vice versa. - eccentric person. —v. Cause to move by means of a crank. crank up start (a car engine) with a crank. [old english]
CRAPE n. CrEpe, usu. Of black silk, formerly used for mourning. [from *crEpe]
CRAPS n.pl. Us (also crap game) gambling dice game. [origin uncertain]
CRASH barrier n. Barrier at the side or centre of a road etc. - —v. - (cause to) make a loud smashing noise. - throw, drive, move, or fall with a loud smash. - (often foll. By into) collide or fall, or cause (a vehicle etc.) To collide or fall, violently; overturn at high speed. - collapse financially. - colloq. Gatecrash. - computing (of a machine or system) fail suddenly. - colloq. Pass (a red traffic-light etc.). - (often foll. By out) slang sleep, esp. On a floor etc. —n. - loud and sudden smashing noise. - violent collision or fall, esp. Of a vehicle. - ruin, esp. Financial. - computing sudden failure of a machine or system. - (attrib.) Done rapidly or urgently (crash course in first aid). —adv. With a crash (go crash). [imitative] - n. Coarse plain fabric of linen, cotton, etc. [russian]
CRASS adj. Gross; grossly stupid. crassly adv. Crassness n. [latin crassus thick]
CRATE —n. - slatted wooden case etc. For conveying esp. Fragile goods. - slang old aircraft or other vehicle. —v. (-ting) pack in a crate. [perhaps from dutch]
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