A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
- (of two or more things) complementing each other.
- medicine n. Alternative medicine.
COMPLIMENTARY
adj. - expressing a compliment.
- given free of charge.
COMPREHENSION
n. - a understanding. B text set as a test of understanding.
- inclusion.
COMPREHENSIVE
—adj. - including all or nearly all, inclusive.
- (of motor insurance) providing protection against most risks. —n. (in full comprehensive school) secondary school for children of all abilities. comprehensively adv. Comprehensiveness n.
CONCATENATION
n. Series of linked things or events. [latin catena chain]
CONCENTRATION
camp n. Camp where political prisoners etc. Are detained.
- n. - concentrating or being concentrated.
- mental attention.
- something concentrated.
- weight of a substance in a given amount of material.
CONCEPTUALIZE
v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) form a concept or idea of. conceptualization n.
CONCUPISCENCE
n. Formal lust. concupiscent adj. [latin cupio desire]
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