In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
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n. (pl. -s) member of a monotheistic religion emphasizing religious unity and world peace. [persian bahá splendour]
n. Scot. & n.engl. Child. [old english: related to *bear1]
n. Usu. Green woollen felted material, used for coverings. [french pl. Baies chestnut-coloured]
beans n.pl. Baked haricot beans, usu. Tinned in tomato sauce.
day n. Colloq. Day set aside for in-service training of teachers. [baker, name of the education secretary responsible for introducing them]
- n. Person who bakes and sells bread, cakes, etc., esp. For a living. BALLY
adj. & adv. Slang mild form of bloody (see *bloody adj. 3). [alteration of *bloody]
adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 mild and fragrant; soothing.
- slang = *barmy. balmily adv. Balminess n. BALSA
n. - (in full balsa-wood) tough lightweight wood used for making models etc.
- tropical american tree yielding it. [spanish, = raft] BANAL
adj. Trite, commonplace. banality n. (pl. -ies). Banally adv. [french, related to *ban: originally = compulsory, hence = common]
adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 (of the legs) curved so as to be wide apart at the knees.
- (also bandy-legged) having bandy legs. [perhaps from obsolete bandy curved stick] - v. (-ies, -ied) 1 (often foll. By about) a pass (a story, rumour, etc.) To and fro. B discuss disparagingly (bandied her name about). - (often foll. By with) exchange (blows, insults, etc.). [perhaps from french]
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Swans and Ducks are the only birds with penises.