There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
- of exchange n. Written order to pay a sum of money on a given date to the drawer or to a named payee.
- of fare n. Menu.
- of lading n. Detailed list of a ship's cargo.
- —n. - statement of charges for goods or services.
- draft of a proposed law.
- poster, placard.
- programme of entertainment.
- us banknote. —v. - send a statement of charges to.
- put in the programme; announce.
- (foll. By as) advertise as. [medieval latin bulla seal]
- —n. - bird's beak.
- narrow promontory. —v. (of doves etc.) Stroke bills. bill and coo exchange caresses. [old english]
- n. - hist. Weapon with a hooked blade.
- = *billhook. [old english]
BIND
—v. (past and past part. Bound) 1 tie or fasten tightly.
- restrain forcibly.
- (cause to) cohere.
- compel; impose a duty on.
- a edge with braid etc. B fasten (the pages of a book) in a cover.
- constipate.
- ratify (a bargain, agreement, etc.).
- (often foll. By up) bandage. —n. Colloq. Nuisance; restriction. bind over law order (a person) to do something, esp. Keep the peace. [old english]
BINE
n. - twisting stem of a climbing plant, esp. The hop.
- flexible shoot. [dial. Form of *bind]
BINT
n. Slang, usu. Offens. Girl or woman. [arabic]
BIRD
n. - two-legged feathered winged vertebrate, egg-laying and usu. Able to fly.
- slang young woman.
- slang person.
- slang prison; prison sentence. a bird in the hand something secured or certain. The birds and the bees euphem. Sexual activity and reproduction. Birds of a feather similar people. For the birds colloq. Trivial, uninteresting. Get the bird slang be rejected, esp. By an audience. [old english]
- of paradise n. Bird, the male of which has brilliant plumage.
- of passage n. - migrant.
- habitual traveller.
- of prey n. Bird which hunts animals for food.
- table n. Platform on which food for birds is placed.
BIRO
n. (pl. -s) propr. A kind of ball-point pen. [biró, name of its inventor]
BITE
—v. (-ting; past bit; past part. Bitten) 1 cut or puncture with the teeth.
- (foll. By off, away, etc.) Detach thus.
- (of an insect etc.) Sting.
- (of a wheel etc.) Grip, penetrate.
- accept bait or an inducement.
- be harsh in effect, esp. Intentionally.
- (in passive) a swindle. B (foll. By by, with, etc.) Be infected by (enthusiasm etc.).
- colloq. Worry, perturb.
- cause smarting pain (biting wind). 10 be sharp or effective (biting wit). 11 (foll. By at) snap at. —n. - act of biting.
- wound etc. Made by biting.
- a mouthful of food. B snack.
- taking of bait by a fish.
- pungency (esp. Of flavour).
- incisiveness, sharpness.
- position of the teeth when the jaws are closed. bite the dust slang die. Bite a person's head off colloq. Respond angrily. Bite one's lip repress emotion etc. [old english]
BLAB
v. (-bb-) 1 talk foolishly or indiscreetly.
- reveal (a secret etc.); confess. [imitative]
BLEW
past of *blow1.
- past of *blow1.
BLIP
—n. - minor deviation or error.
- quick popping sound.
- small image on a radar screen. —v. (-pp-) make a blip. [imitative]
To add to the dictionary krossvordista new word or its definition to an existing word, click on the "Add a word or definition of" fill opened form and click "to send".