A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
n. (pl. -s or aurorae) luminous phenomenon, usu. Of streamers of light in the night sky above the northern (aurora borealis) or southern (aurora australis) magnetic pole. [latin, = dawn, goddess of dawn]
AUSSIE
slang —n. - australian.
- australia. —adj. Australian. [abbreviation]
AUTHOR
n. (fem. Authoress) 1 writer, esp. Of books.
- originator of an idea, event, etc. [latin auctor]
AUTISM
n. Condition characterized by self-absorption and social withdrawal. autistic adj. [related to *auto-]
AUTUMN
equinox n. (also autumnal equinox) equinox about 22 sept.
- n. - (often attrib.) Season between summer and winter.
- time of incipient decline. autumnal adj. [latin autumnus]
AVATAR
n. (in hindu mythology) descent of a deity etc. To earth in bodily form. [sanskrit, = descent]
AVENGE
v. (-ging) 1 inflict retribution on behalf of.
- take vengeance for (an injury). be avenged avenge oneself. [latin vindico]
AVENUE
n. - a broad esp. Tree-lined road or street. B tree-lined path etc.
- approach (explored every avenue). [french avenir come to]
