A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
He replied, "1 second."
The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?"
And God replied, "Just wait a sec."
n. (pl. -s or aurorae) luminous phenomenon, usu. Of streamers of light in the night sky above the northern (aurora borealis) or southern (aurora australis) magnetic pole. [latin, = dawn, goddess of dawn]
AUSSIE
slang —n. - australian.
- australia. —adj. Australian. [abbreviation]
AUTHOR
n. (fem. Authoress) 1 writer, esp. Of books.
- originator of an idea, event, etc. [latin auctor]
AUTISM
n. Condition characterized by self-absorption and social withdrawal. autistic adj. [related to *auto-]
AUTUMN
equinox n. (also autumnal equinox) equinox about 22 sept.
- n. - (often attrib.) Season between summer and winter.
- time of incipient decline. autumnal adj. [latin autumnus]
AVATAR
n. (in hindu mythology) descent of a deity etc. To earth in bodily form. [sanskrit, = descent]
AVENGE
v. (-ging) 1 inflict retribution on behalf of.
- take vengeance for (an injury). be avenged avenge oneself. [latin vindico]
AVENUE
n. - a broad esp. Tree-lined road or street. B tree-lined path etc.
- approach (explored every avenue). [french avenir come to]
