A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh… Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
- suffix forming adjectives often (or only) used as nouns (cardiac; maniac). [latin -acus, greek -akos]
- symb. Actinium.
AD
abbr. Of the christian era. [*anno domini]
- hoc adv. & adj. For one particular occasion or use. [latin]
- infinitum adv. Without limit; for ever. [latin]
- lib —v. (-bb-) improvise. —adj. Improvised. —adv. As one pleases, to any desired extent. [abbreviation of latin ad libitum according to pleasure]
- n. Colloq. Advertisement. [abbreviation]
- nauseam adv. Excessively; disgustingly. [latin, = to sickness]
- prefix (altered or assimilated before some letters) implying motion or direction to, reduction or change into, addition, adherence, increase, or intensification. [latin]
AF
abbr. Audio frequency.
AG
symb. Silver. [latin argentum]
AH
abbr. In the year of the hegira (ad 622); of the muslim era. [latin anno hegirae]
- int. Expressing surprise, pleasure, realization, etc. [french a]
AI
abbr. - artificial insemination.
- artificial intelligence.
AL
dente adj. (of pasta etc.) Cooked so as to be still firm when bitten. [italian, = ‘to the tooth’]
- suffix 1 (also -ial) forming adjectives meaning ‘relating to, of the kind of’ (central; tidal; dictatorial).
- forming nouns, esp. Of verbal action (removal). [latin -alis]
