A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
- suffix forming adjectives with the sense ‘having, full of’ (foliate; passionate). [latin participial ending -atus]
AUG
Abbr. August.
AUK
n. Black and white sea bird with short wings, e.g. The guillemot, puffin, etc. [old norse]
AVE
Abbr. Avenue.
- n. (in full ave maria) prayer to the virgin mary (luke 1:28). [latin]
AWE
—n. Reverential fear or wonder. —v. (awing) inspire with awe. [old norse]
AWL
n. Small tool for piercing holes, esp. In leather. [old english]
AWN
n. Bristly head of a sheath of barley and other grasses. [old norse]
AXE
(us ax) —n. - chopping-tool with a handle and heavy blade.
- (the axe) dismissal (of employees); abandonment of a project etc. —v. (axing) cut (esp. Costs or staff) drastically; abandon (a project). an axe to grind private ends to serve. [old english]
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